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Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon

books-and-crannies:

A book starring all of your favorite characters who died in other books

so fanfiction then?


Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon

arthurdarvvill:

#’are you sure we’re not related’ just sounds like a pickup line coming from jaime


Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon
fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

saltheria:

yeffyaboyuice:

mythchief:

So there I was, ready to take a shower. I mean, I was dirty, a little greasy, a shower was not such a horrible idea. People take showers, amiright? Of course!
I get naked.
FULL naked.
REAL naked.
I’m talking the exact opposite reason why you ever went to your grandmother’s house.
No cookies. Blatant nudity.
That’s how folks take showers these days, right? Well, I pull back the curtain…
And there it was.
This…thing…sitting on the little soap/shower/pube shelf. Not a care in the world, like it’s been there for years. “What the fuck is that?” I think to myself.
Now, what follows is the exact pattern of thought that took me from rational human being to Sloth in 3.4 seconds.
“Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit? Holy fuck that’s a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit. OMG why would someone leave that unattended. Those things are so delicious. I’m gonna eat the fuck out of it. Man, I can’t wait to see whoever left it’s face when they come back to find that someone ate their cheesy biscuit’s fuck. Ohhh boy.”
Then my brain sent a message to my arm that said, “Reach for that cheesy biscuit, bitch. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?”
As you must already know, we are all contractually bound to make a dickload of mistakes throughout our lifetime. Some of those mistakes are so big that they forever hinder our world and warrant entire chapters in our children’s history books. However, most mistakes have the dubious providence of merely haunting one’s soul and festering amidst the subconscious for always and eternity.
This was, nearly, one of those.
If my adjacency to failure could be measured, the only possible unit of measurement to appropriate it would be “baby condoms”. And no, I do not mean those horrendous papoose-like titty-cribs that the slovenly carriage their spawn around in in Wal-Mart, I mean condoms that a baby would wear.
My adjacency to failure was roughly 1 and a half Kiddie Trojans.
I’m not sure what stopped me, be it cosmic or supernatural, but it gave my brain just enough time to ask itself some rather important questions regarding this little tub treasure. Questions like:
“WHO, THE FUCK, WOULD LEAVE A CHEESY BISCUIT IN MY SHOWER?!”
And inquiries such as:
“AND WHY WERE YOU GOING TO EAT IT, MORON?!”
Seriously, was I so hungry that I would wantonly disobey all the integral conditioning and survival imprinting my parents bestowed upon me like the ever important, “Um, don’t eat that biscuit retard, you don’t know where it’s been or whose it is and also you found it in the shower.” in order to satisfy something so benign as a munchie?
That, I’m sorry to say, was pretty much my reality.
An early morning introspective psychological evaluation of a sad, hungry, naked man who almost ate a bar of soap.

OMG ITS BACK

This shit needs to be published.

This is going in the monologue section and I’m not even sorry.

fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

saltheria:

yeffyaboyuice:

mythchief:

So there I was, ready to take a shower. I mean, I was dirty, a little greasy, a shower was not such a horrible idea. People take showers, amiright? Of course!

I get naked.

FULL naked.

REAL naked.

I’m talking the exact opposite reason why you ever went to your grandmother’s house.

No cookies. Blatant nudity.

That’s how folks take showers these days, right? Well, I pull back the curtain…

And there it was.

This…thing…sitting on the little soap/shower/pube shelf. Not a care in the world, like it’s been there for years. “What the fuck is that?” I think to myself.

Now, what follows is the exact pattern of thought that took me from rational human being to Sloth in 3.4 seconds.

“Is that a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit? Holy fuck that’s a Red Lobster cheesy biscuit. OMG why would someone leave that unattended. Those things are so delicious. I’m gonna eat the fuck out of it. Man, I can’t wait to see whoever left it’s face when they come back to find that someone ate their cheesy biscuit’s fuck. Ohhh boy.”

Then my brain sent a message to my arm that said, “Reach for that cheesy biscuit, bitch. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?”

As you must already know, we are all contractually bound to make a dickload of mistakes throughout our lifetime. Some of those mistakes are so big that they forever hinder our world and warrant entire chapters in our children’s history books. However, most mistakes have the dubious providence of merely haunting one’s soul and festering amidst the subconscious for always and eternity.

This was, nearly, one of those.

If my adjacency to failure could be measured, the only possible unit of measurement to appropriate it would be “baby condoms”. And no, I do not mean those horrendous papoose-like titty-cribs that the slovenly carriage their spawn around in in Wal-Mart, I mean condoms that a baby would wear.

My adjacency to failure was roughly 1 and a half Kiddie Trojans.

I’m not sure what stopped me, be it cosmic or supernatural, but it gave my brain just enough time to ask itself some rather important questions regarding this little tub treasure. Questions like:

“WHO, THE FUCK, WOULD LEAVE A CHEESY BISCUIT IN MY SHOWER?!”

And inquiries such as:

“AND WHY WERE YOU GOING TO EAT IT, MORON?!”

Seriously, was I so hungry that I would wantonly disobey all the integral conditioning and survival imprinting my parents bestowed upon me like the ever important, “Um, don’t eat that biscuit retard, you don’t know where it’s been or whose it is and also you found it in the shower.” in order to satisfy something so benign as a munchie?

That, I’m sorry to say, was pretty much my reality.

An early morning introspective psychological evaluation of a sad, hungry, naked man who almost ate a bar of soap.

OMG ITS BACK

This shit needs to be published.

This is going in the monologue section and I’m not even sorry.


Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon

We must find Prince Oberyn before he kills somebody… or several somebodies.


Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen


Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon
enchantedarrows-and-poisonapples:

enchantedarrows-and-poisonapples:

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Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon
Anonymous said:
All 65! *evil smirking*

SDLKFJSDL who are you because *hugs*

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
Yes, actually! I used to think that I was the only one who existed and everything was a figment of my imagination!

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Depends on the situation. Usually like…3

3. The person you would never want to meet?
Taylor Swift. Eugh.

4. What is your favorite word?
Food

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
A Cherry Tree

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
ew.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
tanktop and a jacket

8. What do you label yourself as?
geeky/shy

9. Bright room or dark room?
dark roooooom

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching New Girl

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
20.

12. Who told you they loved you last?
My dad :)

13. Your worst enemy?
Myself

14. What is your current desktop picture?
It’s black at the moment.

15. Do you like someone?
Nope

16. The last song you listened to?
Lost Cause - Imagine Dragons

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Justin Bieber, perhaps.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Aforementioned Justin Bieber.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
Aidan Turner. But a sexual slave.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
Umm… I really don’t know. My eyes maybe.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I’d probably look like a dude version of myself, and Duh, I would touch the penis

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
Secret talent? Ummm.. well I used to hide the fact that I’m amazing at guitar. but it’s not a secret anymore. xD

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
Responsibility, man.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
A Gyro!

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
I’m going to save it for comic con! LOL

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
Australia to see my best friend!

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
Endless supply of apple smirnoff!

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 
There are no rules!

29. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck!

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
my laptop!

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The time I had a stalker

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
This made me laugh. xD Um… I’d move to Australia.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
(did a supernatural fan make this… xD) MY CAT LILY

34. What was your last dream about?
I don’t really remember

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
YES I AM A GOOD

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Nope

37. Have you ever built a snowman?
yes

38. What is the color of your socks?
purple & white

39. What type of music do you like?
Pop. mostly. some sad stuff.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sun set!

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
vanilla!

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
eugh. i dont watch it.

43. Do you have any scars?
many. mostly from crashing into shit because i’m so clumsy.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
I’m already graduated. I don’t know what I want to be.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d get rid of my trichotillomania, for one!

46. Are you reliable?
yes!

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
do we ever do the sex with a hot guy

48. Do you hold grudges?
not really

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
DRAGOWOLF. Dragon wolf.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
one time my friend and i talked about what it would be like if we had penises.

51. Are you a good liar?
i can be, yes. to others. my family can tell when i’m lying.

52. How long could you go without talking?
a long time probably. (talking to myself doesn’t count.)

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
i used to have these bangs. yeah. not doing that again.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
i’ve baked many a cake

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
yep. many.

56. What do you like on your toast?
butter and salt.

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
probably a dick idk

58. What would be your dream car?
Mustang

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
i don’t sing. i stand under the water and think about life for like an hour.

60. Do you believe in aliens?
i do.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?
not often.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
z. because of reasons.

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
DRAGONS

64. What do you think about babies?
I think they’re cute

65. What are you best at?
Writing. Guitar. Piano. Photography. mostly that.


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Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon

65 Questions You Aren't Used To 

fixing-her-face-in-a-compact:

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in…


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catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*


Doctor Who Seal of Rassilon